Wishes and Whiskers

Rants and Hairballs

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haaa Glad Im not the only one who finds that commercial idiotic!

Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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[Mitt] Romney said in November that he wants to eliminate the nation’s family-planning program, which was signed into law by President Richard Nixon in 1970 and provides essential preventive health services to more than 5 million people a year, the vast majority of whom are poor and uninsured.
Beyond the millions of people who are helped by this health-care program, investing in family planning saves the government money—for every dollar spent on family planning, experts say taxpayers save around $4. …
This isn’t about abortion. These health-care programs provide blood pressure and cholesterol monitoring, flu shots, breast-cancer screenings, Pap tests, and birth control. Planned Parenthood is the only medical care many women receive all year.
Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, in the article, Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards: Romney Puts Women’s Lives at Risk - The Daily Beast (via bohemiansouth)

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atheistfags:

The Obama Campaign Disassembles Another Karl Rove Attack Ad (VIDEO)

Go ahead, Rove, piss away your corporate millions on bullshit, we’ll just keep passing around these simple fact checking videos that cost a couple of hundred dollars to make. Ain’t social media a wonderful thing?

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What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:
Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:
Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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doyourwardance:

gayinterest:

FULL PIECE HERE

I kept seeing this float around and didn’t know it was in Indianapolis.

“if you wear female apparel then kids are kids and they’re going to say whatever it is that they want to say.” aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! >:(

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